hipsters in work boots

And I said, “Dennis, I really love your cuffed jeans,” though I thought to myself Where does he find the time to cuff his jeans? He must not be working hard enough.

And I said, “Dennis, I really love your cuffed jeans,” though I thought to myself Where does he find the time to cuff his jeans? He must not be working hard enough.

Keeping my folk guitar in time with the rhythm of the hammers and harmonizing with the chop saw isn’t easy. In fact, I feel like I am the hardest working person on this tiny house, fully organic, living wage work site.
Submitted by HiWB Wash D.C. Correspondent Lee of www.boneyardstudios.com
See a hipster in work boots? Take a pic and send it to: hipstersinworkboots@gmail.com

Keeping my folk guitar in time with the rhythm of the hammers and harmonizing with the chop saw isn’t easy. In fact, I feel like I am the hardest working person on this tiny house, fully organic, living wage work site.

Submitted by HiWB Wash D.C. Correspondent Lee of www.boneyardstudios.com

See a hipster in work boots? Take a pic and send it to: hipstersinworkboots@gmail.com

So when they ask me I’ll be coy and say “I’m not sure, salmon?” But in truth I know the Hexadecimal color value of these jeans is #af5456 . It’s hard work knowing that by heart. 

Thanks to Elisabeth for the submission.

So when they ask me I’ll be coy and say “I’m not sure, salmon?” But in truth I know the Hexadecimal color value of these jeans is #af5456 . It’s hard work knowing that by heart. 

Thanks to Elisabeth for the submission.

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here! Sometimes men make me feel like a piece of leathery meat with laces. There is so much more to me than my hard working work boots.

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here! Sometimes men make me feel like a piece of leathery meat with laces. There is so much more to me than my hard working work boots.

Having lobotomy is hard work. Derek no tie laces is so cool. Waffles!

Having lobotomy is hard work. Derek no tie laces is so cool. Waffles!

Ok Damien, lets go over the list again so we don’t miss anything. The soft launch of my boutique “Rooftop Basement Clothiers of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York, New York, USA” has to be perfect.
Fedoras? Check.
Blazers? Check.
Naked lady on plywood taking off her undies? Check.
Work Boots? Check Mate.

Ok Damien, lets go over the list again so we don’t miss anything.
The soft launch of my boutique “Rooftop Basement Clothiers of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York, New York, USA” has to be perfect.

Fedoras? Check.

Blazers? Check.

Naked lady on plywood taking off her undies? Check.

Work Boots? Check Mate.

what’s in my leather attaché you ask? it’s completely filled with mumford & sons rarities… and artisan breads…and stone ground mustards…and every apple product ever created.

what’s in my leather attaché you ask? it’s completely filled with mumford & sons rarities… and artisan breads…and stone ground mustards…and every apple product ever created.

"From gel to boots, my look is a well oiled machine." I just tweeted that. Also I don’t even smoke.

"From gel to boots, my look is a well oiled machine." I just tweeted that. Also I don’t even smoke.

I stayed up all night working on this poem describing my life. I hope you enjoy it.
The smell of diesel
on my knee
in my skin
in my skinny jeans. 
Bring me the nine - eighths wrench.
I hope you are watching
cause there is a bolt that probably needs tightening.
Righty tighty,
lefty loosey
I think as i sip my kombucha.

I stayed up all night working on this poem describing my life. I hope you enjoy it.

The smell of diesel

on my knee

in my skin

in my skinny jeans. 

Bring me the nine - eighths wrench.

I hope you are watching

cause there is a bolt that probably needs tightening.

Righty tighty,

lefty loosey

I think as i sip my kombucha.

As I sit and contemplate the idea of Guy Fieri, I start to get worried. I like dive bars. He likes Dive Bars… I should just stop now before it’s too late.

As I sit and contemplate the idea of Guy Fieri, I start to get worried. I like dive bars. He likes Dive Bars… I should just stop now before it’s too late.

When the denim enters the work boot, a holy union is made. With the flames as my witness, this ironic love affair will last at least until Monday.

When the denim enters the work boot, a holy union is made. With the flames as my witness, this ironic love affair will last at least until Monday.

Do you know how much work it is to walk through this neighborhood looking for great back drops for my instagrams? i’ll give you a hint: it requires boots.

Do you know how much work it is to walk through this neighborhood looking for great back drops for my instagrams? i’ll give you a hint: it requires boots.

Do you know how hard it is not to hold yourself responsible for your art career not exploding on to the scene?

Do you know how hard it is not to hold yourself responsible for your art career not exploding on to the scene?

I recently saw an independent film about miners and learned that fashion is not a huge part of their hard working day.  Though my intrest in that career has dwindled I saved the day by adding a “minor” in Geology.

I recently saw an independent film about miners and learned that fashion is not a huge part of their hard working day.  Though my intrest in that career has dwindled I saved the day by adding a “minor” in Geology.

Tough day at the job site today. The radiator on the dozer blew out and the foreman told me to repair it myself. I couldn’t seem to use my iPhone to fix the hoses and pumps. My Twitter followers weren’t helpful at all. I didn’t remember taking a diesel mechanics class in my film studies program at Hampshire. I called the guys in the band but they were super high and couldn’t help either. Luckily, mom came down with a new radiator hose and some hose clamps. So, she took care of it.

Tough day at the job site today. The radiator on the dozer blew out and the foreman told me to repair it myself. I couldn’t seem to use my iPhone to fix the hoses and pumps. My Twitter followers weren’t helpful at all. I didn’t remember taking a diesel mechanics class in my film studies program at Hampshire. I called the guys in the band but they were super high and couldn’t help either. Luckily, mom came down with a new radiator hose and some hose clamps. So, she took care of it.